What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some other solutions to tackle the housing crisis in England besides introducing a form of rent cap?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

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No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Was Adam white or black (African)?

Loons and Moons

No way

Unacceptable again!

Why do many women like tall men?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

No go.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Mars’ Mysterious Dark Streaks Are NOT Caused by Water! Here’s the Real Story - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Can you explain the difference between sunblock and sunscreen for the face? Which one is more suitable for oily skin?