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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:01

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Was Adam white or black (African)?
Loons and Moons
No way
Unacceptable again!
Why do many women like tall men?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read